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Kanzer's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 469 (From 67 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,325 Points

400 Years

The patience of a rock Unlocked 4/5/13
5 Points
Game completed
It only took a while Unlocked 4/5/13
10 Points
Complete game in 150 years or less
The traveler between worlds Unlocked 4/5/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (200/225 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/21/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/13/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/13/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 1/13/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/13/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 6/17 (135/480 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal _19 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Watch the whole ending.
Medalzzz Unlocked 8/11/16
5 Points
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 Unlocked 8/11/16
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _15 Unlocked 8/11/16
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 Unlocked 8/11/16
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/21 Unlocked 8/11/16
10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal/29 Unlocked 8/11/16
25 Points
Beat Dracula!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 13/30 (105/500 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Savage Speed Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Carbon Copy 50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Rags to Riches 50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 1/20/10
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 1/20/10
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 1/20/10
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 1/20/10
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 1/20/10
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 1/20/10
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

Bubble Tanks 3

Dogfighter Unlocked 2/5/13
5 Points
Defeat 100 Fighters
Headhunter Unlocked 2/5/13
5 Points
Defeat 200 Deadheads
Tank Creator Unlocked 2/5/13
5 Points
Save 3 tanks to your profile
Explorer Unlocked 2/5/13
10 Points
Visit 100 bubblefields
Boss Badge Unlocked 2/5/13
25 Points
Beat the game
David and Goliath Unlocked 2/5/13
25 Points
Defeat a Heavy Mini-Boss with a Tier 3 or lower tank
Pro Sumo 10 Points Push 50 enemies outside a bubblefield
Masochist 50 Points Beat the game travelling in a straight line

Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/135 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 4/28/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)